Yeah, I probably won't be there before mid-July. IF I go. xD
I knew you had a place like that. Give me the address so I can bomb it.
When did our conversations turn into this.
Your comforting words will have me smurfing a goat one of these days.
Short skirt.
Don't give me any of that singular jibba-jabba. You're practically made of buttons waiting to be pressed.
Uh, well... oldie
Well, she is a professional.
My mother can play the Czech national anthem on the hurdy gurdy.
Everything bad that happens today is because you're old.
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