LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I personally think it's presumptuous of them to call it a happy meal. What if you're feeling like trout but still want the meal? They should have an identical meal called Emo Meal, decorated with pictures of disillusioned youths.

I don't know whether to react to the state of your action figures or the fact that you have them in the first place.

They might want to stay clear anyway just to avoid you checking out their chiseled chests. Everybody knows that as long as you're male all homosexuals lust after you, and it is pure hell.

And this abuse is why the police are at your door. I've explained this a thousand times.

What is this trout. What a troutty thing. Er... [something of substance]

Kinda creepy, but I know you can do better. I already carved the headstone for your grave.

Though my salsa is lacking in quality recently, I know. It charms me that you still want more of it.

I once herd that a man (you) was spotted lieking mudkips.

I know you are but what am I.

Now I'm all curious what the eighth one is.