LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

All you need is a good pistol whipping to exorcise it.

I checked my big book of self diagnosis and it says that you have herpes. Leading cause: being gay. Only cure: Stop being gay.

i dunno lolz whats up w/ u?

The logic is impeccable! So uh what's up or whatevz like iyam.

What kind of crazy logic is that? Some kind of gay thing I imagine.

That last sentence can be read in so many different ways. xD

Every man needs a scapegoat or two in his life.

Ohh, great. Can I take this opportunity to also blame her for all the horrible things I may or may not do to you in the future?

Then let us prepare for death, dear. Let us say all that has not yet been said, like... it was me who put peanut butter in your shoes.

I'm gonna bring it up alright, but I'll make sure to make you feel young.

You don't have to subliminally remind me that your own birthday is soon, Kyle. I know. I know because I care. ;_;