LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

<3 Brave Little Toaster

I can't help it. When other kids said they were going to grow up to be firemen and supermen I said I was gonna grow up to be just like some guy I'd meet on the internet in 13 years

That's one of my favourite hangout places along with the post-natal ward.

I have a laptop bag.

I already wear a suit and I also have ear hair.

I always knew it. Do you have any of this "weedcoke" the youngsters today seem so fascinated over?

My memory is not as sharp as my nose or your dick, dude.

I smell a Britpic coming up.

It's because it's so hard to stay on top of your lap.

Interpret that how you will.

Haha, I've just been spending some time trying to get mine to work. Over the network, anyway. It works from my desktop computer, but not from my laptop. I need you to share your happiness with me.