LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Howdy doodly do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. So, anyone want any toast?

Is this sort of like "a penny for your thoughts" except you're not gonna pay me?

Yeah, of course it shouldn't have to be something you hide for whatever reasons.

Pirate of the lower back xD I haven't heard that one before.

Yeah, in one way I agree with you, but I can also understand the desire to not have your sexuality be such a big deal to everyone. But still, nobody can whip that into people. It'll probably just segue its way in.

Freaking Shaft would smurf Sean Connery.

Yeah, I know, but you're... you're gay, you know?

This must be a gay thing. I need to take a Homosexuality 101 class one of these days.

I'm gonna learn all the scariest ghost stories before then and make you crap your pajama pants.

Although on second thought, I have no idea why your stinking up the undercover(!) space would benefit me in any way.

Edit: Lekana says to tell you "hi"?

Yeah, my conscience would never let me leech off of people like that though xD I'd shower my hosts with any money I could spare. That could be lucrative for you! Or not.

Yeah, I know I should. It's the money thing that worries me the most. Although if you'll give me apple juice for free, I should be able to make it.