I was pretty shocked the first time I got it and I put it on my hunk hero without identifying it first. xD
Oh please, if I have to be an RPG item, at least let me be a Cursed Girdle of Sex Change or something interesting like that. That's an actual item in Baldur's Gate, I bet you didn't know that.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
I've just been assuming you're a supercat with 81 lives or something so that I don't have to worry so much about it.
IM MORE CAPED THAN BATMAN!
Okay, so I'm not gonna reply to all that because it's too much text to read through again. I'm not sure if I namedropped you enough times in my EoY. I'll have to mention you in some of the custom question answers.
your name makes me think of the best kind of nighttime.
I'll reply to this all tomorrow. My brain is foggy.
Go find him for me! Now bitch!
Oh. Interesting. Go find a cure for my flu