LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Dentist just look at you. They don't clean you, Kyle.

Arthur + unknown =/= Fairness.

Nope. All figured. I am awesome.

Also, there is an imbalance in our relationship, if you are to call me Arthur.

It's okay I mean I'll probably get past this latest slight on my character by you after a night of crying and maybe some unprovoked violence, but that's alright! She may have done, you sly old dog you.

Yeah I saw some sort of trailer featuring new people. And a party. For Pandora. I want to say Pandora. Yes. On the television.

My friend you are ooooh, let's see.........seven months! Seven months out of date with that one. If you had said that in June you would've been bang on the money, though! And thus Jess got nothing from me. But my actual girlfriend did indeed get some earrings from yours truly and she seemed to really love them, which made me happy because I'd never bought a girl jewellery before and I was worried I'd mess up. Oh let's hug and forget the world.

Rye always thinks he's American and I keep having to remind her he's not. Oh. Skins. I have never seen that, I just know it has a weird guy called...Chris? in it.

Oh no, the wrestling games from that era are gold, my friend, gold. They will always be gold. GOLD. I should stop saying gold. But I can't stop saying gold. Do you like gold? I got my girlfriend something with yellow or possibly white gold (also diamonds and rubies and silver but that's another line of thought altogether) in it for Valentine's Day. Maybe that is what has set me along the golden path. Now what's all this about rape?

At Leicester City Football Club there was an Australian man called Pontus Kamark. I just can't help but associate our very own Pontus with him, so sometimes I think of him as an Australian!

Well this should explain what I mean by "You think you know me!". You don't actually have to watch the entire video or anything they repeat the same clips. The music is pretty cool though, but I digress. If you are nosy, like me, you will like to read through people's played games on Xbox Live, and if you have read through mine you will notice Smackdown! vs Raw. I'm not a wrestling fan, 'cause over here you have to pay to watch it, but I like the fighting style of the games. Anyway, Edge is that lovely long haired fella, and I played through career mode as him as he seemed like a decent sort of chap.

Is his nephew's name actually Ludwig? That is the greatest thing I've heard in the past twelve minutes!

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME. PLAY EDGE'S THEME MUSIC. Actually you probably don't know who Edge is ignore me I am derranged.

I could pretend to be him. What does he do? He likes theatre I bet. He seems like a theatrical man. And...boating. I want to say he likes boating.

Baird's also an annoying lump of cheese. Would you like to be an annoying lump of cheese? I should certainly hope not!

I get to wear the white trench coat. I don't care what colour yours is as long as it's not white. That's my thing. Also this time it is Baird's turn to suck bullets!