LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I could call him a turnip on your behalf.

Also I like how our black and white avatars look in this conversation screen. We're very noir.

I didn't do it. eestlinc did it. Send him abuse. Call him a turnip. Please.

Hah! Your petty words cannot harm me! I have figured out religion, dear Noctacular!

I'd prefer to sleep around for free like the dirty little whore I am.

Uhh...I mean...what?

Not even one. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

Most places have them. Unless you live on the moon.

My many many...? Yes. Yes, my many many girlfriends that exist for fact.

You live in a cave. Be ashamed.

Oh yes! Online TV, thou art my new lover.

Oh totally unrelated btw, but Scissor Sisters are like my new favorite everything.

Erry day erry day erry day I'm hustlin~

You can be the Tobias to my Lindsay. And what I mean by that is you're a balding, possibly gay never-nude while I'm a beautiful, blonde, white girl who has a great fashion sense.