LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I was kinda sceptical about the sweets in my hair, but the Skins did it. Deal and deal. I missed Skins yesterday because our TV aerial fell down....when some pulled it.

I'll accept that "Vietnamese man/sex object" now, if it's still available.

Surely if you're living in my hair, then you won't have left me alone?

Verdict: you may live in my hair. Describe this cabin precisely and I may consider it, should it please me.

I leave you with this picture. Goodbye!

So I'm leaving in three hours. You'd better miss me while I'm away.

Guess who got into university.

Oh yeah, I'm sporting them like it's 1994. But the best way is NEVER TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ESPECIALLY WITH GAYS that is what my teachers told me and it's what I'm sticking to.

It's okay, we'll just use a condom.

Sometimes, I wish life was like this...

We'll be married in Vegas and then divorced two seconds after.