LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I want a cuter dog so I can carry it around in a man purse.



Or a lady purse.

No no, denying the holocaust is the jews' trick for making us forget that they were the ones who started the whole thing with their money-grubbing ways.

Like Santa has ever done anything nice himself. Beside all of that handing out gifts deal, anyway. Super douche iyam.

Uh, I'm not gonna bring my laptop because it's heavy and stuff. I think they probably have a computer I can borrow, but I don't really think I'll spend much time on it. Maybe I'll check in once or twice to see what's up with you and Sarah. Gotta make sure you don't steal each other away from me while my back is turned.

You're such a suspicious fellow. We're BFFFs, I need to know everything about you and obviously your sexuality is the only thing that defines you as a person.

... What are your hobbies and stuff. Apart from gaming.

I was expecting a pistol whipping, a torture rack and an exorcist at the very least.

What did your family say? Did they tell you to cut the crap and start snorting coke like normal kids do instead?

Okay I'm ordering the equipment RIGHT smurfING NOW.

So, uh... when did you decide to become a homo?

Eh, it's okay. I might take more at a later point because I'm gullible like that. But don't expect a live video stream or anything.

Well, say goodbye to the next 24 pictures I was going to take for you. :sad:

If calling me a whore is your way of testing my stalkingness I guess I have no choice but to admit.