Let's kill both our mams and their profound statements will be voided. Then we can finally have peace.
My mam told me I can get anything I want so shut your head.
I bite. >:O
My jaw dropped.
Hahahahahahahahahaha oh dear oh dear. I dick the rainbow label! That was meant to say I dig the rainbow label. But the "typo" (freudian slip more like) was so funny that I had to keep it.
Use gestures.
I hate inch signs. You'll learn that about me.
Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The NYPD. Your wife got in an accident. She's dead.
He's German/American. Now your turn!
I'm not offering anything until Dumbledore knocks on my door, bish.