LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

You can't play any games with me, I clearly have the upper hand here.

That's true, but he has a nice coat.

I suppose you could perform some sort of inception on them regardless. I feel dirty referencing pop culture like this. X-Men is acceptable because it is awesome, though.

How would that work? Would you somehow mentally mindrape mutants or what?

Honestly haven't even watched it. I'm not one to say no to three hours of watching Hugh Jackman but at least in X-Men he takes his shirt off.

Kieran Culkin got there first.

You're right, there does need to be a gay sidekick, doesn't there.

Not to mention the witty quips and the montage.

Maybe you're right, I need to expand my horizons. I have to try a white male... soldier... type.

I went for Morrigan, Leliana and Zevran and got into all their pants. With Alistair I only got into an awkward conversation about his virginity.