LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I'm too busy playing Dragon Age to be an international pop star.

In your defense, you're are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.

Uh, a prostitute cat and a drag queen cat, I guess.

I never understood why he's so attracted to that pink cat. She looks like the offspring of a prostitute and a drag queen.

That's tragic, who'd want that?

I think I'll skip the gay marriage joke for once.

So uh... how's your mother?

You and your buddy MJN Seifer were the only ones who got 0 votes in the first round of the screen name competition. How does that make you feel?

Knock his dong off with a chisel, they mean.

This news is so upsetting that I'm getting my period two weeks early.

Neither.

That's only because the scotch doesn't talk back.