LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I think we may need to find more common ground if we are to maintain a remotely coherent conversation.

Something something rod, spare something something.

I'm now Hugh Weaving.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about Basia Bulat.

Lolboys

I think Christmas cards are cute, as long as they aren't all standard-looking. You're such a meanie! You'll be that old guy in a wifebeater who knocks on the door and goes on a rant when the neighbour plays music too loudly.

Ooh, yes please!

Dear God! What are you, a smurfing sweater?

Or boil. Eggs boil sometimes.

It's all the F5'ing, I'll bet. I have to rehydrate from time to time.

That's no less than he deserves! I think you should tell them. I'm sure Old Manus is gay for you, anyway.