LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I figured you'd be a guru of sorts. In the movies, it's always the gay guys who knows women!

Well my water just broke, so I don't know what the bloody hell's going on here.

OK. On 3.

1...2....3! It's a turtle!

I'm trying to write something about Miriel right now, I'm not sure she'd be comfortable with me having a monologue about her clitoris. Then again, who knows? Maybe she'll leave Del Murder for me!

Hold me 'til the pain goes away.

Flowerbug? Like a hummingbird, right?

Have I told you I used to have shoulder-length hair? I feel like I've told you but I'm not sure. And yeah it's pretty horrible.

Jesus bloody Christ, I was assigned to write the Best Female speech but I don't know anything about women. Tell me something about women.

I'll sew a poncho and grow my hair long again if you do.

Don't buy stuff. Nourish the economy crisis. Nouriiiish iiiiiiiiiittt.

I want you to grab me in your claws and fly me there. Are they magically enchanted?