LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Or we could have them face off in a wrestling deathmatch and charge the audience.

No, I just can't fiddle very well. I know a cat that can, though.

Hm. On second thoughts...

My dad does that every time he happens to be in the same room. Only he's all "Why are you hitting that poor insect?" and such snarky little questions instead. But the vagina trick is good, I'll adopt that.

I lol'd. I'm going to be using that, my friend!

Use your necromancy on communism. That'd be a laugh!

Teddy bears are named after Roosevelt.

And here I thought you were friends with the real Teddy Roosevelt.

Fuh Q.