Are you calling my mother a cow? Not cool, dude. Not cool.
lolTwilight. Maybe you should eat some fast food. Get some meat on your anorexic bones.
You're such a spoilsport. You're a loved man, damnit!
You should care! The woman loves you, the least you could do is watch her profess her infatuation with you.
Aww, it's okay. I ended up going to Wendy's. There's just too much snow right now for me to drive to Timmy's. But, hey! The Simpsons is almost on!
For the record, I don't know what I was talking about for the second half of that message.
Wow, it must have been some half year ago, or so. Look up Miss Lulu threads or something. , I dunno. You've gotta get your together and look out for your own fame, man.
<3! Now I've got an excuse to run to Tim Hortons! I'll email you a Timbit when I get back.
Miss Lulu and her friend. They made some kind of video where they said they were gonna marry you and whatnot.
No. No, I don't. Now you make me feel stupid. Good job, though! Now: what will I have for dinner?