Rude but true! Tell it to them like it is! So why are you in a bad mood? Is it the evil mongooses again? >:O
How does he change his voice like that, anyway? Is it the magic of the suit? I agree that the world needs to stfu. No one has any manners these days.
I didn't even know that tower could fall on you hahahaha.
Oh man, I'd kill to have you read me a bedtime story in your normal voice. Imagine what I'd do for comical voices on top of that! But you're too shy to read me anything, I'm sure! >:O What am I supposed to do with you?!
God only knows. O_O
That is a phobia I'm going to have to treat before we move in together! Maybe I'll treat your gay while I'm at it.
Can you explain to me your crazy equinophobia? I mean, it's not like your missing out on much. I used to think horses were quite majestic. Then I went horseback riding in Montana and learned the truth that horses are quite disgusting. They fart a lot. I mean A LOT.
That's okay I can forgive you. I did see you pick it up right before we went over the waterfall! Yeah laser bait is pretty weird the first time. I was trying to talk to explain it, but that didn't work out so I just shot when I wanted the button pressed Oh man did you see how all the boomers and that Theron Guard kept targetting me instead of you? That's why I kept dying They just hate Mexicans, that's their problem.
When I was dancing around on that ammo box on the boat, I was trying to get you to pick it up. The box respawns, you see, and I'd already got full ammo from it! Also hahaha that giant sea fish guy boss fight is so much shorter on casual.
Let's not. That would be a very crazy way to die. Not going to lie.
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