LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

You can always use internet translators to trick people into believing you know foreign languages. Don't tell anyone, but that's what I've been doing all along.

You could always PM an admin to have them change my registered birth date, and I can adopt a more fatherly manner of speech. I'd say things like, uh, what do fathers say? "Here's a car, son. Here's how you drive a car. Stop driving your car so much until you pay your own damn gas."

It's like you're James Dean reborn.

I have not taken any philosophy classes, apart from THE ONES IN MY MIND.

Eh, it's not so bad. Time is just an illusion anyway, or something like that. Keep talking.

"I write messages promoting anarchy on bathroom stalls."

also I love you if you actually do this

Just tell me whenever you want a big compliment and I'm going to get all cheesy on you. Although I'm not sure I'm quite adept at giving them.

I'm actually staying up right now only to keep this conversation going. I don't usually do that!

omfg I love Arrested Development, it made my life when it was on the air. And then it got canceled and I almost cried ; - ;

Buster and Lucille are like, the best characters ever. I like Lindsay too. Gob is good looking y.y

Congratulations! You and Sir Lancealot are pretty much the only people I exchange VMs with right now, and I think Lance might be asleep or in a coma or something.

I always get suspicious when people give me compliments, out of fear that they may be ridiculing me, but then I usually shrug the suspicion off and let the—possibly fake—compliment warm my insides.

Then I always forget to be polite and say something nice back or even thank the person (like I did just now; thank you!), so it seems like I didn't care for the compliment at all.

If you're trying to sweet talk me into any fishy business, I'll tell you it's working extremely well. Keep complimenting me and I will crawl to my death as long as you tell me it's safe.