LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Boing-flip is what I want to say, but I'm not sure it works over the internet.

It must have been the soy sauce that gave it away.

it was a little weird we were thinking like someone thought it was a bathroom perk or something like some places put magazines...we put DS's in the crapper

Don't think I've forgiven you for making me Kim, you know. I've always been a Carmine man. And Carmine's back in this game! (his brother)

At least they told you about the hoover. I had to learn that the hard way.

This song pushes my buttons in ways I thought only your mother knew how.

When I first turned it on I was like "what advent children?" and then I was like "oh it's supposed to be advent children."

You should have paid attention when your teacher put it on the banana.

I... haven't looked. Or asked.

Replace the thong with a used condom behind the ear and I'll say "ah, memories" and glance upwards and to the right.

I could never bear to have a constant roommate It's my cousin, but he's just living at my place until he can find something else. If he wasn't paying most of the rent I would have taken my broom and swept him out the door long ago.