LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I'm still mildly annoyed it didn't work with the original! Maybe we could try it again before 2 comes out.

wow, can i be your aortic valve?
or am i destined for just some plain old muscle?

oh alright then ¬_¬

Liz is pretty central and she's amazingly well written (by Tina Fey, who plays her xP) so it's really hard to hate Liz and still like the show. :P

You know, it can get kind of tricky when the writer of a sitcom is also the star. :P I remember seeing a few sitcom pilots like that, where the main character was the only character in the whole show who wasn't messed up. How narcissistic can you get. :P Those shows get canceled immediately. xD

I call you oven because you get so hot when you're turned on.

You haven't signed up for my newsletter, Captain Grus! That's why!

I crossed that line when I beat up my oven with a broom.

Mary Poppins will get you if you don't use your hairspray.

Being against gay marriage is the new accusing people of being gay. It's a sure sign that someone is a closet supergay. Y HALLO THAT SENATOR CRAIG

Your cousin is a tool. :P Tell him the majority of people don't like bigotry (even the ones who are bigots) so he has to stop being one because we say so.

tsk!
Perfect Sense - Roger Waters
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd