LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

And tigers.

With the Final Fantasy series as fashion inspiration, that shouldn't be a problem! Make sure to wear a fedora.

I think I deserve to read it, now that you've whetted my appetite.

That imagery is so graphic I can imagine it graphically.

Like a great big foamy bath with at least ten rubber duckies. Ten!

*sips*

When you turn 18, I'm going to molest you.

In hindsight, it was strangely titillating to answer them.

Oh really? What gave it away?

I don't patronize you, as far as my concious is concerned. I'm just a curious soul, that's all!