Balls!
I can Photoshop your MUM >:O
Photoshop will fix that. Eat up.
You can have a loaf of bread, poor guy.
So you won't need CPR then
Why yes dawling, I'm smurfin' fabulous.
WELL. YOU HOW ABOUT YOU ME THE HUSBAND?! I know it has a u in it, but its an awesome spot.
I smurfing knew you were "watching over me"! I put on my night make-up just for you!
WAH MOM LUNAR'S BEING A BULLY~!
My low self-confidence allows you to boss me around however you want, anyway.