LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

If you're a tool, you're nothing short of a power tool!

HEY LOOK I GOT A HAIRCUT:

oh, hey. 'sup?

The truth is I have a little gangster monkey on my shoulder who gives me advice he learnt from his life in prison.

Oh man, do I really have to talk to her ;[ I was hoping this could be a background type deal! Something like sedating her, faking marriage papers and keeping her in a box.

Whenever you point one out for me. You know I'm completely under your influence.

Edit: A nuptial girl, that is. She doesn't already have to be married.

Edit 2: Unless you think so.

Born tae weaponry
Blessed ah caim to this'n world
Ah caim ta say:
Yon hairstuff looks edible! :sing:

hmm...i s'pose you could from time to time...

I forgot how I threatened you! D:

bahahaha
that sums up all our thoughts and feelings