LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I once forgot I was in my own usernotes and got really scared.

I'd tattoo your name on my ass if you'd only e-marry me.

YEARGH THAT MADE ME GIGGLE/ pirate

How do you know who that is!? How do I know who that is!?

Or like Ron Jeremy covered in his own bodily fluids.

Goo sticks just like glue.

Essays on these secrets requested.

I know a secret or two about goo.

Come, worship the fountain of bad faith goo.

For the better, I might add. Go in a boy, but leave a man with new experience and +21 to Dexterity.