LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

What else could I mean by "ass"? I'm English, so that word has no other connotation.

Lotions would be preferrable and... spatulatastic.

Oh damn it.

There's potions???

Spatulatastic is the word of the day. Use it once and use it wisely.

Spider-Quin has an itch that needs scratching.

He owns my first page, yes.

But you own my ass.

Aw, so cute! You have him in your profile. Does he have you in his profile as well?

If it was, I'd totally be the guy who has sex [strike]with[/strike] in his parked car.

I wish this place was a car lot and not this wannabe desert of filth and desecration.

I might get in on that deal.