LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Let's all put flour in our butts and blow farts.

Yeah, you'd love prison, wouldn't you? It'd be like a big vacation for you. Except you have to wear orange, and only fags wear orange.

*asses you to move*

I'd call the police and stop this nonsense if I could be assed to move.

Bribe me instead

I never should've bribed you with a slip inside.

Only when you start thinking about the dangers of horseshoes.

Will someone please think about the kitties!? :hello:

If I was an illegal immigrant I'd stick my minimum wage in your bank.

If I was a submarine I'd stick my periscope in you.