I do believe in Chinese people! I do, I do!
o.o But what about the Chinese people who don't live in China?
That's only fair. If we wanted yellow people we'd put on yellow sunglasses!
The fireworks crashed down, burning all of China and releasing the world of its ridiculous population forever. The end.
Tell me a story please
Gay wine tasting club! Yay!
GAY ORGY! WOO!
Er--
Maybe if you're really quiet and really still....
I killed my boyfriend because he wasn't you. I want you again. I'm sorry I ever left you. Please take me back. Please let me hear your sexy voice.