Your fault for buying a nokia.
Why is a phone smurfing my mother?
I bet Amstrad is laughing in his grave.
Like you then?
its a very complex subject
Or was it?
My kind heart is an infinite well. More infinite than YouTube comments that use "u" instead of "you".
You would do that? for me.
Hustle McHustlepants is out to get you! You'd better run!
Grammar and the internet are enemies anyway.