Ever wonder if your entire life was a lie? Well stop right there because it isn't and you shouldn't be thinking about that anyway.
I feel so sorry for the dog in your profile pic
That guy is almost as white as I am. And almost as naked as I am too.
Admit it, you forgot all about me after you ate my innocence.
And it was then, suddenly, that I realized...that I had to create this usernote.
Eat shorts.
Alright, look. Before today, you were a human. From this day forth, though, you'll be a sentient mist that floats his/her (does mist have a gender?) way in and out of people and influences their behavior. Good luck. We're counting on you.
No! TREE KILLER!
I've had stuff to say, but people always said it first. I feel sad and unoriginal.
That's because epic is short for epileptic.
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