LunarWeaver
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WHERES THE YAOI/VIOLENCE?

I changed it just to boggle you guys. Boggling may begin.

I was there, Rantzien. It was kind of like that except it was a little different.

Dude castled and I told the other dude he was cheating and that he couldn't do that. Then he got all upset and I just sat there filming while egging on the fight. Then I cut pictures from the video. There are a few pictures with the bodies, but I'm sure they wouldn't allow that kind of thing on EoFF. So, I Emailed Lunar that one because it could pass as artsy. The truth is that I have the blood of two young chess players on my hands. Literally. Some of the blood is still on my hands. I didn't wash it off. I just lathered it. And the funny thing is that I they killed each other and I waited for them to die, and then rubbed my hands in their blood. I also poured a glass for myself.

I sense I shouldn't be admitting to any of this on the internet.

"Dude you can't move the king AND the rook at the same time!"
"Of course I can, it's called castling. Noob."
"Don't you call me noob, you cheater!"
"Cheetah? CHEETAH!? I'll show you cheetah!"
"Wh- holy , where the hell did you get a cheetah from? Aah, keep it awaaaaaaaaa-"

And that's how that picture happened.

FILL YOUR BEATING HEART WITH MY MUSK, AND FIND YOUR HARMONY.

I'm going to sniff you and then I'll know where my destiny lies.

Those should be called 'Sploder: instead of Spoiler:.

Well guess what?

(SPOILER)SEX MAKES BABIES.

(SPOILER)Ohoho, you looked at a spoiler so it's not my fault that your innocent little mind is going to explode!!

ima drnaisk

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