LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I swatted my screen with a newspaper because I thought oddler was a cockroach.

Let's just cook everything on an open flame with a rotating spit.

Just like the word stop is "pots". Concidence, or are pots not meant to be used?

Well God is nothing but a dog spelled backwards.

God hates everything that just happened here.

Yeah. Do that. My horoscope was dead on yesterday. And it wasn't vague either. It mentioned names and specific times, specific events, and it was right about it all.

Wait...

Am I reading the horoscopes or the an article about a crime in the Local/State section?

Consult your horoscope.

More like amity forum.

Family forum, guys.

I dare you, Psychotic. Just make sure you get a video of what Lunar does to you because I'm going to want to see that.