Only if it's unprotected. I live dangerously that way.
*sexes Rantzien*
Hypothetically speaking, would you like to have sex with me?
SEX. *does pervy things in the usernotes*
Best watch out or he'll pop a cap in your ass.
at least we can still shout 'FAT MAN' at him
Poor Santa. Even the beard is fake.
We all have our gifts Except Santa, he has nothing in the end.
You're at the top of so many pages that you're surely some sort of title.
I will believe you without asking for evidence, LunarWeaver. Remember this next time I ask you for a favour.