LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

-ngoose.

heh

that told u

I listened to the Shrek soundtrack yesterday. I think we're on the same level.

I...secretly love The Partridge Family. Only it's not a secret anymore.

Accident? What are you talking about man?

I slept with a goat once, and we ended up having kids. Eh? Eh? Yeah, I'm funny.

I've found natural women, if that counts for anything? And I certainly got me some booty! Yarr harr!

I let the wind show me my path.

Let's head through Norway. You can get guns there, apparently.

You can keep them in your bathtub.

Yes, let's. That would totally work. xD

I know. I regret all those things also.