RAPE
Curses and chain letters! I love chain letters! I know you also do, that is why you are loved.
L to the mother-smurfing ewnar.
Are you saying I have hairy feet when you call me Frodo?
I will when you quit picking on kids with braces.
Please stop raping E.T.
But I can only do pirouettes! They're severely different than twirls.
Send it to me with a jump and a twirl
As someone who lives in Indiana, I believe I owe everybody a "smurf you".
It's also far more interesting than Seattle.