LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I thought you were talking to me.

This is why you can't have nice things. What am I talking about? I don't know. Am I talking to myself? Yes.

I LOVE REBELS! <3

Then I could find the holy grail and drink from its hallucination-inducing depths.

Knowing you they're probably Monty Python type lumberjacks.

That is what I'm paid to do by lumberjacks.

Argh, I was going to hand you knock knock joke goodness but you've totally ruined the mood.

What huge knockers you have!

*knock knock*

I don't allow smurfing semi-colons in here; they're evil.

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