LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Raistl;drin

I thought that would've been a raistlin.

I thought flies were evolved raisins?!

Nowadays people are fly. Flies still fly, u c.

You don't want to be a Hip. No-one flies those anymore.

Ooh, you *wags finger at Mayor Gori*

I like to think of myself as an assassination type accident. The kind where people go, "Mm, he met a little...accident." Because it's apparent an action caused it, so it makes it very hip.

My parents met in high school and my dad wanted sex and my mom was fugly so she gave it up. Then she got pregnant and they had to marry each other because of the horrible accident.

Oh golly gosh! I WONDER who the accident was!?

You do that, I give you a blow job, and we'll be even.

I'll owe you one awesome penny flip that lands on its side.


Muslim, pokemon, it's all the same damn thing. Quit trying to complicate things.

Why are you on-and-off fasting, Diskette? Is this some sort of Pakistan thing. Or...is it some sort of Pallet Town thing?

Hahaha no, it's actually a Muslim thing