LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Chloroform.

What about a rampaging virus?

I don't see a problem that chloroform couldn't solve.

I've only kissed one girl in my whole life when I was 13 and I never did again. I laughed halfway through it. My life is actually really awkward and sad if you think about it. So if anybody has some charity just throw it my way.

I don't think you're my father, you would have to be extremely drunk for you to sleep with a female. And I doubt it was Shiny anyway.

Since you're my SOULMATE, I very much expect you to understand the origin of everything I do and say automatically.

Diskette, I have no idea what the smurf your talking about, but I will say I used Fluffy Puff once and I just don't see the allure. Nobody tell Shlup.

Mayor Gori, I don't know about you. Sometimes I worry you're not getting enough... like, vitamins or something. Maybe Melatonin. I think this makes me your father.

My anus hurts.

Someone's switched the default scheme to Fluffy Puff!

For some reason, I thought it was just your profile at first. I was like, "he's gonna make it that obvious?"

Edit: don't know what the heck that was all about (the temporary fluffy-puff-ness)

Which explains your profile pic....how?

LightsabERs. ERs. Not REs. You're from Indiana, spell it right ;P