I've never looked at anything yaoi-related or shota-related in my entire lifespan of 83 years.
NO SHOTA FOR YOU
The Beach Boys - Sloop John B.
I have a hedgehog named Not-Cream that gets me these things.
Could you get me some coffee while you're doing that
I think I would have to think of how someone I have heard of before would think of my erratic behavior.
I think you need to ask yourself what John Lithgow would think of your erratic behavior.
ELBOW smurf ME
The last person who told me what to do got elbow smurfed.
Just start pronouncing it "An-swer"