LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

This is music to the ears of a "devoted fan" of Carl Sagan.

Carl Sagan. I've had cameras following him since the day he was born, and I can guarantee you that he hasn't.

Well who hasn't smurfed lunar's mom?

If you're smurfing my mom, that time I got you drunk and did that thing with you is not one, not two, not three, but four times more illegal than I thought.

And it really is Keith! It's my brother's middle name too. It's like we're all the Brady Bunch except missing all the others and the general plot that is attached to the series. But other than that, we're totally them.

I know your Dad's name is Keith. Someday I will give you my pocketwatch, son.

I WAS INFERRING I smurfED YOUR MOM AHAHAHHA

But seriously, is his name really Keith?

And he won't share any of his techniques with me. That's the real tragedy here.

I see it that the kid just got done riding that thing up and down his anus. It's disturbing.

Lol, sucks for this fool LunarWeaver, then. Wait... what's this second bit?

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey! You got me. You always get me with that one.


I always saw the hook as more of a middle finger. A bloody one is all.

Gee, the bloody anal hook isn't a dead giveaway.

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