LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Do you remember when you were a fetus?

If what you say is true, then you are honest.

Well, that was just blatantly obvious but if what you say is true, then you have a lot of wishing to do.

Germans are born with "old" being appropriate. They're old fetuses.

My old German teacher.

What's that on your ear? Is that... Hair gel?

Oh sweet grapevine, is that Mr. Rise? My lost Russian mandrink? Now I don't know if I can PM you or not. On one hand, I'm very hurt by your icy shoulder. On the other, he's more important to me than all of you combined and covered in bananas.

Wow, it's been a while since I sneaked up on you. And look at all those usernotes, you must have been busy. Anyway, if you're ever bored, send this old timer a random PM, I promise I'll reply...........eventually.

I'm going to have a heart attack!!!!!

I'm wondering if you've got some sort of barrel of pork chops located underneath you. I'm just wondering, mind, not asking.

Your profile picture is sad.