LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I wish I could play Disgaea, but S-RPGs just annoy me too much. I know I'll end up setting it on fire and pissing on the ashes. Just like I did to Jimmy when he failed to land the newspaper on my step.

You're not the prince, this is the prince!

Call my hot asian friend and make out with him.

LUNAR, something suspicious is happening in your next-door neighbor's house.

But you are under house arrest.

What're you gonna do? O_O

OH IT'S COMING OUT OF BOTH HOLES AT ONCE WHAT DO I DO???

Duck and cover!

Thank the Great Jubbah I invented the towel. It is perfect for this situation!

OH IT'S COMING OUT OF BOTH HOLES AT ONCE WHAT DO I DO???

RACISM.

It better not be a Ford.

I'll river raft with you if it starts to sink like the Titanic and we have sex in a car.