LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I'll plaster naked Harry Potter with a horse all over.

My soul was already extracted so they could make Gogurt out of it. I was the prototype for all that followed.

Harry Potter books eat souls? People are pretty eager to have their souls eaten if that's the case!

ZOMG.

i had something very witty to say to you.

but unfortunately i forgot what i was going to say.

D=

OH I REMEMBER.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

actually that wasnt what i was going to say, but it works.

College doesn't exist in Britain you lying piece of rubbish. Go be a blacksmith like your father before you.

I can change my fate! I can... okay I can't. At least my name is Smith and not something even crappier like Schumacher or... Accountant.

Quick! To the invisible boat mobile!!!

(SPOILER)It's kinda like this spoiler. Invisimible.

I'll black smith your face.

College doesn't exist in Britain you lying piece of rubbish. Go be a blacksmith like your father before you.

When I got accepted at my college they charged me $5 for something labelled as "Mescaline -07".

Nobody can tickle him beige like I can.