LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Well, I just don't know what to make of you right now, my boy! You two deserve eachother!

kidding, ily. You're too good for him.

YOU CAN FAST TRAVEL!!!!!

There are stagecoaches in town that you can hop onto for a fee and them BAM teleport. I think there's some other fast travelling way when you're in the middle of nowhere, using a campfire, but I haven't tried it yet as I like riding around in the countryside shooting animals.

also Jimmy can so drive. Go-kart, mothersmurfer. You haven't played Bully properly if you haven't driven that thing in circles around the main school building, nailing pupils and prefects alike. Untouchable.

-pixie dust-

I will grow to love your strange way of addressing me until, after a freak gasoline fight accident, you suddenly remember my name and it will be a sad day for the world.

I think you should be aware that Pontus is a complete musical failure. I've put up with him having not heard The Cure and Foo Fighters and Blink-182, but he went over the line when he admitted to me today that he had never heard of Sublime.

Yeah...I totally don't know what to do now.

so I just made a thread in tha SECREIT FORAM with nothing but tl-dr spammed in the thread title

the thread title on the thread list page alone takes up a full screen

No, that's me saying cutest. There you go, now you're the one insulting me instead. How's that for stuff.

more like Alan Wank

I'll squee everytime you say anything and be like "just listen to him! isn't he the cutest!"