Some people call me Lu already, so it's comfortable for me. I don't like change, anyway. The last time a major change happened, I woke up as mayor of some Russian city. It was all very traumatic and took many tissues to cope with.
I like Lu better.
Most people just call me ZEUS. True story.
Me??? Moi??? Miss "Innocent Angel of Godforsaken Mercy"??? I'd never do anything like that to you, Lu. And yes, I called you Lu. I really don't know what else to call you.
Aren't you the one who would come in here and tell my gay homosexual faggot profile pictures were gross? I lol'd at Keithickle's joke. No, really. I did. It's the first time I've laughed since that elephant in Tarzan.
You used to post in my usernotes all the time, man. D:
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
It needs more Hannah Montana. Not.
Your user profile needs more Hannah - Barbera (lol girls names sum1 shuda told em) cartoons, in my humble internet opinion.
It's okay, I lie to you sometimes too. You know, like about my race. I'm a giraffe, forgive me.