LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

*hands emergency back-up hat feather*

For obvious reasons I can't hand over the one on my hat. That would be madness. Sheer madness!

!!!

Some soulmate YOU are. You haven't talked to me in months.

It's like a game. It's like game. *hunts

You have to murder trees and their corpses magically turn into paper.

Where would I be able to acquire documents that will let me take a discussion somewhere?

Must fap.

Mr. Rantzien, I pinkytoe-swear to you here and now that I will never leave again. And I always keep my word. Literally, I keep them in bottles and feed them dirt.

Shiny, it would be full of bananas.

Imagine if there really were a tidus.com. What would it consist of? Beebs perhaps?

You're just gonna leave again aren't you? Just like... like... *poof*