LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Wow! That makes five of us!

Aw, and you're my 3/3 twin brother, Lunie.

Russia is actually one big in-joke that only I understand. That's how in it is.

You've mentioned Russia twice already (user notes and PM's), so now I'm under the suspicion that you been canoodiling with Khrushev's dead corpse.

My wrist is always limp and you only thought it was injured. I only let you give me medical care because I shiver when you touch me.

You didn't complain when I fixed up your strained wrist.

I've been in Russia in your mom's bed.

Wait...I think I did my strikeout wrong D:

Lunar, my secret lover friend! Where have you been?

Moments like those make me want to take out an old camera and take pictures of them. *sigh* Oh, Kodak Moments ...

Men seldom make passes
at girls who wear glasses.

Curse you epigram.