LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

OH

Well, um... *casts Forget spell* ... Here's my gift for you!

you spiffy sputnik.

We who are called "The Inner Circle of EoFF" have an invitational ceremony where you have your nipples removed (it's a security procedure for what comes next in the ceremony), but that's secret and I'm not telling you "outsiders" or "half-bloods", as we like to call you, about it.

Nipples are just not acceptable on this site.

Because he's a bish.

Why doesn't Riku have any nipples?

I'd choose Mountain Dew over Gogurt anyday.

Whiles Mountain Dew levels you up 10 levels, simply HOLDING a SINGLE Gogurt packet adds 50 times more points to your athleticism and sports skills than drinking Mountain Dew. Think about it:

1) You don't actually have to hold them in your hand; imagine how many you could fit into your pockets. I estimate you could hold 10 packets per front pocket and 5 per back pocket. That's thirty packets, thirty times 500 is.....is...alot, which is more than a 24 pack of Mountain Dew. It is also cheaper.

2) You look a MILLION times cooler having Gogurt packets flying out of your pockets doing a trick than you would with Mountain Dew flying out of your nose when someone says a joke.

3) I still have not received my IceBreakers. HOLD UP ON YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN!!

That was just so sweet of you.

*Huggles Lunar*

LUNAR has VAJAYJAY??

Also; Fanny packs are the .