LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Ouch. Stings like a knife.

Oh, well I haven't heard anything. He's been leaving me notes though.

Clubbing the seal sounds like a euphemism for masturbating.

Umm...no probably not. I'm gonna get an early night because I haven't slept properly for weeks.

We'll do it one day, though!

Absolutely agree, yeah. I love those movies.

I want to marry them and have idiot children.

I hate them all haha. Still watch 'em though. I enjoy it when they die because I get to feel smug.

I'd like to see any horror film that makes sense.

Horror film: 's been happening. Let's investigate.
Real life: 's been happening. I'm freaking outta here.

Point: me. One nothin' beotch.

You raise a good point. And look at Lady GaGa. She's both ugly and talentless, so there must be hope for us!

Obviously never heard me sing.