LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

The sky and I are not friends . He owes me a cool 20 from that poker game years ago and I refuse to look at or speak with the bastard.

Cool, if your orphanage is in the sky, then we all can go take a ride in the clouds

I collect depressed children in an underground orphanage and make them sew my clothes. You can make that your home if you want.

If birds have a home in clouds, , then I want a home in the sky!!!

what about you? Any place for depressed kids??

I smell like chocolate roses that were left in the sun too long.

Because you smell?

I think clouds are the children of the sky, and since all parents are depressed while their children go forth and be happy, the clouds are perfectly cheerful chaps while the sky sits there and is sad. It's all so tragic.

Oh yeah?? So then tell me: Why are the clouds white???

That safety warning was just propaganda created by the anti-thumb group in Australia.

Why the sky is blue is a good question. I believe it is because the sky is sad and has a case of the blues. It's sad because we humans fill it with poison gas and such and it hates us. That is why it cries and rains on us, and sometimes spits on us too (snow).

Why is the sky blue??